I got a really close haircut!

It’s been really hot, and I’ve been shedding, and Mommy and Daddy were thinking it was too hot for me to have my fur all long and curly like a proper spaniel. And I was like, “I like my furfur.”

But then I got defurred. And it was so cool! I mean, like, wow!

And I was so shocked when I saw myself in the mirror, I started barking at my reflection. Then I was like, “Why’s that dog barking when I barkbark?” And I realized, “ZOMG, that’s me!”