So you know how it was my birthday on Wednesday, right? Well, it was. And if you didn’t greet me, phooey to you.

Today my mommy and daddy and my Mama Gina and my uncle Eric took me to Tiendesitas to buy me giftsies! I got treats, like bacon-flavored jerky! And I got to meet some dogs. I tried to attack this German Shepherd who had a blue vest and everything, but Mommy pulled me back and said, “Don’t even think about it, Tiny.” So, like, I didn’t.

This dog in the picture had a HUGE zit on its nose. Like HUGE. I was mesmerized. If I had a huge zit like that, I’d stay home until it was gone.